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A PLETHORA, A PLENTITUDE, A PANOPLY, A PROFUSION OF POWER-PACKED INDUCEMENTS TO BOOK OUR BEAUTIFUL ‘N BUXOM BABEAGE FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY: 1. Our patented straddling, stupendous stripper twister! Lot’s of laughs indeed for the whole party! 2. Our whip-cream games! Mouthfuls of tasty fun! 3. Our provocative, panty-race, private parts exposing premier! 4. Our raffle ticket sales for our rectifying, remedial, arousing raffle-rub! A full body massage alone from all the girls! 5. Our slippery, sweet, sexy, sassy, salacious, saliva-inducing snail-trail race! Fun for the whole family! 6. Our tasty belly-button bar for body shots! Be sure to secure yourself & your bachelor a few of these treats! 7. Our world-renowned girly-girly show! It’s predetermined, predisposed, and predestined…to produce wood! 8. Our lovable, lust-inducing, lap dances ala carte! These too, are pretty much predicated… on producing wood! 9.
We never send dogs! We only send hot, sexy,
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(952) 922-9599 or (612) 781-3330
TWIN CITIES EXOTIC STRIPPERS
It's true, we have had shady, untruthful
competitors in the past who have had a temporary office and catalog, whom have
given a bad name to the idea of going into an office to pick out your girls!!
One of them still exists today and will attempt to scare you from coming into
our office!!
Why? Because they had established
that exact bad reputation just a few years ago!!! Their show today is complete shit, they don't
have an office or catalog, and if fact don't even live within 2000 miles of
TWIN CITIES!!!! So of course, it's the only way they can compete!!!! They'll
tell you to go to their website to pick out girls whom are not even their
strippers!!! They are bullshit models and Vivid girls!!!!
EXPERIENCE herself is a tough, tough Teacher. In fact, she's a bitch from hell. She gives the exam or the test first, and the lesson afterwards!!! Fortunately, it will not be necessary to put all of your friends and the strippers through the pain of your inexperience!!! We'll help you as much as possible to prevent that. So, get excited and give us a call NOW!!!! 952-922-9599 or 612-781-3330
"THERE'S ALWAYS FREE CHEESE...IN A MOUSE TRAP!!!"
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